You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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