He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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