No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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