am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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