Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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