i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i wish my penis had a tongue
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
whose ass print is on the piano?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We don't watch enough power rangers
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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