Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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