I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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