That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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