afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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