ADVERTISEMENT

• (973): View more from New Jersey

  So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.

  Fav 2 53 15

  share tweet
  

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

• working the corona

  Submitted by kin_in_in on Aug 23, 17 at 2:00pm

  1 1

  Reply Report

• I lasted two hours! Nobody masturbates that long.

  Submitted by BigStan on Aug 24, 17 at 11:21am

  0 2

  Reply Report