I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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