Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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