Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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