ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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