Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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