I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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