Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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