I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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