hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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