Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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