He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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