I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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