I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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