whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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