i don't plan on having that self control this summer
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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