I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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