I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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