why didn't you poke me back
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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