so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
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