When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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