i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i need an iv and a liver transplant
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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