so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You were trust falling into bushes
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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