I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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