At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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