doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
You're like the curious george of whores
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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