yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I just want nice things and good sex
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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