Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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