Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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