i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
