rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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