Non-Jews are for practice
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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