im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Randomize
