Got a toothbrush?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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