Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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