"it" just moved
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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