ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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