This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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