How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize