Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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