why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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