other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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