Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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