He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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