I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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